Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Greg Hoogendam's LiveJournal:

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
7:40 pm	From the Autobiography of Monkey D. Luffy. ( Chapter 1: I stab myself in the eye and adults cheer me on; or, I have terrible role models.  ) Current Mood: silly (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
8:11 am	Huh? Sooo... My car was broken nto last night. Apparently by the STUPIDEST thives in fucking California. They only stole one CD. The stereo, and nearly 200 OTHER CD's went untouched... Dumbass motherfuckers. Current Mood: confused Current Music: NOT Inhuman Rampage by Dragonforce. GODDAMMIT! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 16th, 2008
5:10 pm	Owies... Okay, so, abut 5-6 years ago, i chipped a tooth. A molar. And having no jo or insurance, just sucked it up ad got nearly addiced to painkillers as it rotted, cracked and fell out chunk by chunk. Fast frward to earlier this week. That tooth, which I though long gone, is almost replacedd by a wisdom tooth.... and then it hurts. It hurts bad, worse than it did when the tooth first got bad. my mouth looks like I'm part squirrel bad. I now have a job, and insurance, and go to the dentist. Theres a root tip fromt he old molar still stuck in there, and the wisdom tooth is pushing on it... So, next month, then have to cut my gum open and get the tip out... ... yay? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 11th, 2008
8:21 am	The Beagle has landed... Monday, Amy at work informed us thather sisters friend had a beagle, free to a good home... Now, my father LOVES beagles. Thinks their greatest dog int he world... So, yesterday, when I got home, there was a fivemonth ol beagle pup named Axel int he living room... (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 26th, 2008
8:09 pm	So. We would like to give out endorsement to scittish metal band Alestorm. Why, you ask? Two Words. Pirate. Metal. Let me state that again... PIRATE. METAL. Its as fun as it sounds. Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: Alestorm - Heavy Metal Pirates (Comment on this)
Friday, May 2nd, 2008
2:32 pm	Oh, and one other thing... While driving to the corner store for another pack of smokes... while OBSCENELY drunk... I got pulled over. Now., if I get a DUI, I lose my job and my license.... Good bye career... I talked my way out of it. Cop was super-cool, told me to slow it down and be careful, and to have a good time. I didnt talk my way out of a ticket, but a DUI... I'm sittin there in my car just PRAYING that God'll get me out of it... And he DID. God Likes Me. How awesome is that? Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Rainy Day Woman - Waylon Jennings (6 Comments |Comment on this)
11:55 am	Wild Turkey... ,, is a privilege. Not a Right. this was brought home last night at a bachelor party, where, in the midst of multiple strippers, smokes and enough beer to flot the 7th fleet... I decided to drink an entire bottle of the Turk. And somehow wound up on the roof of the garage. aaaaand fell OFF. ..... The nekkid ladies kissed it better, though h.h Current Mood: tired Current Music: Gypsies in the Palace - Jimmy Buffett (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 13th, 2008
3:24 pm	I'm Alive? Sooo, in general updateness.... I am indeed alive, and working like a good little wage-slave... Wal-mart.... I would hate you, but you feed me. Work continues to slowly suck the soul from me. Now, I know I should be patient, I know my customers are mostly sick people... But for CHRISTS SAKE, We are doing the best job we can, you inbred mouthbreathers! You dont have your refills because the doctor hasnt gotten back to us, or said 'no.' Not 'Wal-mart is bein mean to me!'. You dont get your vicodin because you got a hundred pills three fucking days ago, and unless you pop them like Sweet-tarts, you should have PLENTY! ... Sorry, had to vent. Joined a gym back in January. By the time of my sisters wedding (may) I hope too look like I walked off the set of 300. ooooooh Yeah. And I went to the doctor today, and got happy fun meds for my migraines. I also have become addicted to Dropkick Murphys. Damn you, Irish Punk Band from Boston! Bought a 32 inch HDTV this week with my tax return. It is awesome. And then, I go and see the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 for $50.... I am tempted. So Very Tempted. But.... should I saddle myself with Betamax: The NExt Generation? Current Mood: curious Current Music: Dropkick Murphys - Tessie (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 19th, 2008
10:35 pm	Sooo, went and saw Cloverfield. .... yeah. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
9:02 pm	Because I said I would... If you ask I will... 1. Tell you why I friended you. 2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc. 3. Tell you something I like about you. 4. Tell you a memory I have of you. 5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you. 6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours. 7. In return, you must post this in your LJ. Current Mood: tired Current Music: Rush - Roll the Bones (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 30th, 2007
5:15 pm	ganked from Mina... 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Fish? 5. Do you dream in color? 6. Do you have any recurring dreams? 7. How about them hipsters? 8. How did we meet? 9. What's your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, what would it be? 11. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? 12. Do you like musicals? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. If you could close your eyes and be transported anywhere in the world, where would it be? 16. What are you wearing? 17. Have you ever gone swimming after dark? 18. Have you ever sung in public? 19. If we had one day to hang out together, what would we do? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. What's your favorite day of the week? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. What's your favorite period in history? 24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you. 25. How many pets do you have right now? 26. What was your first impression of me? 27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
7:44 pm	Bleh Due to a severe lack of funding, My birthday present to myself goes unpurchased... I speak, of course, of Halo 3. HOWEVER, I did buy myself another prezy. DETHALBUM! *comences headbanging.* Current Mood: Ummm...... Headbanging? Current Music: Dethklok - Mustakrakish (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 9th, 2007
11:18 am	Hmmm.. Updatey time! Been a weird week. Got into an accident on Tuesday. TOTALLY the other girls fault, but I know have to replace the rear clip of my car... thank god her insurance will be paying for it, and the rental I'll be driving while its being worked on. Mom got fired Thursday, leaving ME the sole wage earner in the house.... I know, HUH?! But she'll find a job shortly, she always does, so... not really worried. Plus she was unhappy there, so. Maybe for the best. Went to a party last night, got wasted, hit on girls in lingerie, partied to salsa music.... and fiddled with an iPhone at the AT&T booth... Lord Help Me, I may buy one... Current Mood: hopeful (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 1st, 2007
7:42 am	Like a reese's peanut butter cup... The new Halloween is two great tastes that taste great TOGETHER. I have an abiding affection for the Halloween franchise, and its silent antagonist. I really like Rob Zombie, both as a musician and a director.. Putting the two together makes for a Good Movie that reminds of WHY Teens Should Not Have Sex. Because a seven foot behemoth of a man in a Jim Kirk mask will kill you brutally. Current Mood: happy (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 19th, 2007
6:00 pm	Well.. That was an emotionally draining day... My cat died this morning. She was hit by a car, and died while we were trying to get her to the vet. Been a bit... off... all day. Current Mood: drained (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
8:21 pm	Why... Am I considering getting a dog? And why am I seriously considering a St Bernard? Current Mood: curious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
8:09 pm	Oi, Lurker! http://www.roguesynapse.com/games/last_starfighter.php (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 4th, 2007
8:41 pm	Rarrr I hate my customers. I HATE them. Seriously, I know you wnat your medicen and all, but the more you hover, and check every five minutes to see if its ready, the longer its gonna take. If I tell you it takes an hour, it takes a fuckin hour! Current Mood: tired (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
7:46 pm	Doritos X-13d is made of WIN. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
8:58 pm	Holy crap, NINJA! Wal-mart employs ninja. Its the only way his can be explained... a display pallet apeared out of nowehre today. It wasnt there one minute, the next it was, just blocking half the window... WAL-Y-WURLD NINJA, YO! Also, I nearly choked to death when an absolutely gorgeuous girl in a catholic schoolgirl uniform came in today. She was like, seriously out of a Mads illustration. Damnednear a 'dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me...' moment. Short, bobbed black hair, plaid skirt just long enough to be decent, black thigh high socks, white shirt and little red vest made me HAPPY. Current Mood: in Awe... (Comment on this)